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The Lessons we learnt on Van Tour 2009

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The Lessons we learnt on Van Tour 2009

Chapter 1
 Black tents in summer = tents of doom
 Primark jandals won’t survive moshing or Amy’s giant feet
 Belgium doesn’t believe in ice
 When squatting against a tree make sure the tree isn’t in view of thousands of people with cameras and missiles
 More than 2 CD’s are need for a 3 month road trip
 Bring your iPod not just the iPod charger
 Sweaty boys + black paint = you looking like a feral
 Nick Cave + Bad Mayo = 6 cups of spew
 Up the bum no babies
 Monkey face needs to be explained to the world

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HOT Tips for Winter Travel in a Wicked Camper!

As Autumn is well and truly upon us and the colder months are settling in, I thought I’d share some of our HOT tips from our 6 week Wicked UK adventure last Winter.  These are a few tips I can think of:

- Winter travel means the van gets COLD at night! Rugging up makes everything worth while because you’ll get enough good sleep and get a full next day. Plan for a few layers of thermals, a beanie, gloves if necessary, a few pairs of socks and a sleeping bag over the top of it all.

- If you don’t have any set itinerary – joing English Heritage! If you have a few weeks in the UK it’s totally worth it. Navigating by the closest castle, priory, or ruin is exceptional. It gives you entry to every English Heritage site (including the major ones like Stonehenge, Pendennis, Tintagel) and half price entry to sites in Wales and Scotland. Membership also gets you a book listing information on all the sites, times of openings, cost, directions and a brief history. Mind you – half the sites are ‘Open any time’ but you wouldn’t know they existed without the map and the book!

- When on the road for a while, it can get annoying to stop every few days to find a caravan park (and in winter it’s even harder as it seems nearly all of them are closed!) but rather than staying in hotels or motels, (that’s what the bed in the van is for right?)

- If you find a main motorway (usually the blue ones on the maps) they’ll have locations of ‘Services’. The big ones, aka a “Welcome Break” (Starbucks, Burger King, Waitrose) or one of the others, (Little Chef, Maccas) will have showers in the bathrooms. Easy enough to wash a few things while you’re in there, and dry them while you’re driving. The services also will have areas with access to powerpoints, so if you need to charge a few things at once and don’t have an invertor in the car then this is always an option.

Cheers, have fun!
Laura

Mrs Wicked’s Wise Travel Tips

Always practice safe sex.  If you’re short on cash for Jonnies, simply ask your depot manager for a stash before you head off… and remember if it’s not on, it’s not on!

Here’s some more valuable travel tips – lessons from Van Tour 2011:

- Ensure all valuables, particularly TomToms or other satelite navigation equipment are hidden from view when the vehicle is unattended

- If the vehicle’s stereo has a face, ensure it is hidden from view, either in the glove box or on your person when the vehicle is unattended

- Park in secure parking / camping grounds when possible

- Ensure your passport remains on your person so that in the event your vehicle does get broken into you won’t have to organise expensive emergency passports from the capital city of the country you are visiting! It can be bloody inconvenient!

- Keep a photocopy of your passport in another bag in case your passport is taken while it is on your person

- Don’t leave windows open when the vehicle is unattended… Even a little bit!  We know it’s not nice to come back to a steaming hot vehicle, but it’s worse to come back to a cool empty one!

- Try not to ‘flash your cash’ or openly  flaunt your valuables!  Crime is everywhere and they’re always watching!

- For God’s sake people, get some bloody good travel insurance! How many times do we have to tell you!?  We can protect from STD’s but we can’t protect you from all the evils in the world.